scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

reasons why tops should all change their names to mandy

1. cum

2. give without taking

fairytrainer:

lest we forget when anna dello russo (editor at large for vogue japan) recorded a music video to promote her new h&m line and it was everything the gay needed

thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

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The 1800s ???????????????!

the population of Ireland still hasn’t recovered from the famine 150 years ago thanks to the english

what will they do next?

millennials killed the lina morgana industry

pissvortex:

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at least SOMEBODY’S getting some fucking work done around here

surra-de-bunda:

Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

tapatiopapi:

chuzzus:

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

Oh wow I’ve been gay for 10 years since I first saw the Bad Romance video

ubercharge:

i-am-emily:

ubercharge:

ubercharge:

joining the people who’ve caught mewtwo in a pokeball bless up

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how’s it feel buddy

naughty, takes plenty of siestas… that’s just a regular-ass cat

mewtwo might have the power to kill a man but it’s still a regular cat and i will give it pets and treats

pseudophan:

HERE is the full version of the current pottermore sorting quiz with all the possible questions gathered into one. the only real way of finding out which house you’re really in